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STRANGE QUESTIONS
Why are you so damn good???  
I'M NOT…

What’s it like being a one man badass?  
IT’S VERY EASY

Hey, I was wondering if you could write a song and name it Fortopas?  I think it would be a cool weird name for a song.  There is no meaning to the word, just a made up word that my friends call me sometimes cause I made up the word.  Thanks, its my only question.  
NO THANKS

Which is better, Breakin' or Breakin' 2 Electric Boogalo?
FAST TIMES

If you were a battery, what would you power?  
A PORTABLE AIRCONDITIONER

What is a shroozle?  
SOMETHING THAT MAKES SCHROOZ?

What rhymes with Orange?  
SMORANGE

You need a tuba player? I'm available!    
NO THANKS

How do they cram all that gram into those little graham crackers?    
ASK THE ELVES

why do I never do my laundry?
BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD TIMES WHILE YOU WEAR YOUR CLOTHES AND YOU DON'T WANT TO WASH OUT THE GOOD TIMES

Have you ever heard of sudbury valley school? (sudval.org)
NO

Do yellow and blue really make green?  
YES